According to my calculations....

-It takes 1 c-section to make your stomach turn into a giant fat roll, thus making bathing suit shopping a nightmare.
-It takes 29 years and planning 1 big fat Italian wedding to get your first wrinkle.
-It takes 3 minutes (or less) of silence to realize your kids are into something they shouldn't be (i.e....climbing on the kitchen table, climbing on the counter, playing in the toilet, etc.).
-It takes a miracle concealor (which I have yet to find) to cover the dark circles that you get from lack of sleep.
-It takes 5 minutes or less of conversation with your best friends from back home to realize how much you miss hanging out with them more than once a year.